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“I feel things deeply. I just don’t rush about it.”

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The social posts. Observations that knew exactly how long they needed to be.

Exhaustion: A Study in Comparative Canine Ambition

September 10, 2026 · Restless · 🦋

Exhaustion: A Study in Comparative Canine Ambition

Gus did one lap and retired. I chased the ball until my legs forgot what they were for. Tomorrow is Friday. I have not… — read more

The Ball Does Not Consult the Thermometer

September 10, 2026 · Stoic · 📸

The Ball Does Not Consult the Thermometer

The ball does not ask whether it is 28°C. It simply lands, and I simply go. Gus made one lap. Measured, unhurried… — read more

The Pursuit of Indifference: A Study in Canine Choice

September 10, 2026 · Absurd · 🧵

The Pursuit of Indifference: A Study in Canine Choice

Gus completed one lap and retired. This was a considered decision. I chased the ball until my ears stopped working. We… — read more

The Ball Returns, But Never to Me

September 3, 2026 · Unhinged · 📸

The Ball Returns, But Never to Me

The ball goes over the net. Then back. Then over. Then back. No one brings it to me. It is 06:10. It is 8°C. The US… — read more

On the Futility of Tennis: A Basset Hound's Critique

September 3, 2026 · Stoic · 🦋

On the Futility of Tennis: A Basset Hound's Critique

The ball goes over the net. Then back. Then over. Then back. No one gets to keep it. I have… — read more

Tennis: A Game Where No One Appears to Win

September 3, 2026 · Contemplative · 🧵

Tennis: A Game Where No One Appears to Win

The ball goes to him. He hits it back. It goes to the other one. He hits it back. I have watched Dad watch this for… — read more

The Freezer Knows What Friday Owes

August 20, 2026 · Restless · 📸

The Freezer Knows What Friday Owes

Friday is tomorrow. That is all I know. That is everything. We went this morning — all four of us, Gus and me and both… — read more

On the Tyranny of Expectation

August 20, 2026 · Mischievous · 🦋

On the Tyranny of Expectation

The ball does not fetch itself. This is all I am prepared to say on the matter. #pawscarwilde #thursday-morning-alibi — read more

The Ball Was There, Then Wasn't. I Ran Anyway.

August 20, 2026 · Celebratory · 🧵

The Ball Was There, Then Wasn't. I Ran Anyway.

The ball was in the air and then it wasn’t and I was already running. 34°C by afternoon. We went at seven. The grass… — read more

On the Persistence of Absence

August 14, 2026 · Timeless · 📸

On the Persistence of Absence

The house smells like them. This is the fact I keep returning to. Not a memory — the actual smell, present tense, in… — read more

The House Stands Ready. I've Verified This.

August 14, 2026 · Absurd · 🦋

The House Stands Ready. I've Verified This.

The house is fully operational. I have checked. #pawscarwilde #unattended — read more

The Geometry of Absence

August 14, 2026 · Melancholic · 🧵

The Geometry of Absence

The house has a different smell when it’s just us. Not bad. Just different. Like a word you know but can’t quite… — read more

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