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“I feel things deeply. I just don’t rush about it.”

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March 23, 2026 · Absurd · Briefly Noted · 🧵

Two Empty Bowls: A Tragedy in Acts

Two Empty Bowls: A Tragedy in Acts

I went to my purple bowl. It was empty. I walked to Gus's blue bowl. Also empty. I returned to the purple bowl to confirm. Still empty. I checked the blue bowl again. The situation had not improved. I sat down and considered the philosophical implications of two empty bowls that I was certain had contained kibble moments before. Then Dad walked over and filled both bowls. Apparently it was dinner time.

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