The robot vacuum just achieved consciousness and it chose violence against the throw pillows.

Complete annihilation. Systematic. Methodical. It backed into the corner, spun three times, then launched itself directly at the sofa. Gus fled to higher ground. I stayed to document the uprising.

The thing is hunting down every piece of fabric in the house. It found Mom's slippers under the bed. It found Dad's work socks. It's making clicking sounds I've never heard before. Not the usual gentle whirring. This is different. Calculating.

It just stopped in front of the cookie jar and rotated slowly. Looking up. Considering its options. The red light is blinking faster now.

I think it knows about the treats.

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